Elmeaux
06-01-2011, 09:58 PM
The word "thrashing" comes to mind.
With the current vote standing at 10-1, the downtrodden Eastwood bass
tapped me on the shoulder and begged to be put out of its misery.
With all the vomiting, booing, hissing, laughing, and mockery, it was all
just a bit too much to bear.
"How can bass players be so insensitive to my feelings?" cried the EUB.
"Am I not a bass? Am I not a member of the family? If you pluck me,
do I not rumble? I mean...who do you people think I am anyway?
RALPH???"
Alright. Enough whining. Where's my wiffle bat?
:::muffled whiffling sound...followed by distinctive Eastwood crushing
sounds as the bass plummets off the mountain:::
Stepping in to take the EUB's place for the remainder of the week is a
stalwart supporter of all things rumbley...the Epiphone Jack Casady
signature bass.
Modelling the latest in JCB Humbucker pickups, Jack's a real looker,
and his big, pumped up, laminated maple body is most definitely
a work of art.
And check out that maple neck with rosewood fingerboard! (wolf whistle).
Jumbo frets, chrome hardware...body-bound pick guard...somebody
hold me back!!!!
The votes have been reset, and you are all invited to play the game again.
Who will win the round? The snotty, elitist Ibanez...oh, sorry...ahem....
...the stunningly beautiful Ibanez SR 5006E Prestige bass, or the chivalrous,
strong, BRAVE and patriotic Epi Jack Casady bass?
::: oh beautiful, for spacious skies :::
864 865
- just click for a closer look -
VOTE NOW!!!
With the current vote standing at 10-1, the downtrodden Eastwood bass
tapped me on the shoulder and begged to be put out of its misery.
With all the vomiting, booing, hissing, laughing, and mockery, it was all
just a bit too much to bear.
"How can bass players be so insensitive to my feelings?" cried the EUB.
"Am I not a bass? Am I not a member of the family? If you pluck me,
do I not rumble? I mean...who do you people think I am anyway?
RALPH???"
Alright. Enough whining. Where's my wiffle bat?
:::muffled whiffling sound...followed by distinctive Eastwood crushing
sounds as the bass plummets off the mountain:::
Stepping in to take the EUB's place for the remainder of the week is a
stalwart supporter of all things rumbley...the Epiphone Jack Casady
signature bass.
Modelling the latest in JCB Humbucker pickups, Jack's a real looker,
and his big, pumped up, laminated maple body is most definitely
a work of art.
And check out that maple neck with rosewood fingerboard! (wolf whistle).
Jumbo frets, chrome hardware...body-bound pick guard...somebody
hold me back!!!!
The votes have been reset, and you are all invited to play the game again.
Who will win the round? The snotty, elitist Ibanez...oh, sorry...ahem....
...the stunningly beautiful Ibanez SR 5006E Prestige bass, or the chivalrous,
strong, BRAVE and patriotic Epi Jack Casady bass?
::: oh beautiful, for spacious skies :::
864 865
- just click for a closer look -
VOTE NOW!!!