1. Busy Signing Autographs

    As you may imagine, I'm having difficulty getting from point A to point B at the London Bass Guitar Show; being mobbed by hundreds of adoring fans - mostly prominent, "A"-list bass players. Everybody wants a piece of me. Can you blame 'em?

    When last seen Ashley was in Harrod's - that was two days ago. Hasn't showed up at the show. No calls. Nothin'! I told boss not to give her the company credit card!

    Speaking of Ed., I've seen him making a nuisance of himself ...